November 2009
FML
Stranger: Is this Hogwarts?
You: Its Narnia
You: You have to go back and go two doors from the right
You: Thats Hogwarts
Stranger: Good choice.
Stranger: I think I'll stay in Narnia
You: But most of us cant do magic here.
You: Every single time when we do a tournament, them damn wizards beat us with their silly magic
Stranger: That sucks. Get Aslan to eat them.
You: He wont do shit. He's not as cool as he seems.
You: He's a lazy bastard.
Stranger: Damn lion. Spank him
You: He likes that all too much. So it wont do much
Stranger: Hahaha. Kinky little bastard
You: He's not the best leader. I tried getting a new one, but no one ever listens to the little person in the back. :/
Stranger: Well, sometimes it's always the quiet one who has the best things to say. Wait till the moment is right, then attack them with a great speech. :)
Stranger: Impeach the crappy leader
You: Last week some guy said that we should get this guy Jafar in there. But I just think he's a child molester.
Stranger: Jafar, like Aladdin Jafar?
You: Yeah. I think so. They did say something about Arabian Nights and how they cut off your ear if they don't like your face.
Stranger: That's awful. Hold on a second, Dumbledore is calling me. I will be back shortly
You: He's trying to convince you to go for the Triwazard Cup. Don't listen to him. Nothing good will come of it.
Stranger: I didn't. That tournament isn't enough of a challenge
You: So you like going for the hardcore stuff.
You: I heard the white witch likes that kind of stuff as well
Stranger: Oh yes.
Stranger: But I don't like her, so I think I'm going to try and create a conspiracy against her. Would you like to join me on my mission?
You: That sounds wonderful!
You: I shall pack all my things so we can begin our journey.
Facebook is being a jerk to me. :(
Today Is Thanksgiving
I am thankful for not having school the next two days. :D iwouldbemorethankfulifigottoseekevin. :S
Stalker Status
nuffsed.
My brother's manager is from Cali
&& Apparently a Gay Porn Star. :D
LOL
i r @ the apple store.
we were talking about the gangster pregnant...
I lied;
Ima go back to procrastinating for another hour or so. lol
Time to be unlazy
and work on my English Paper
I would like my self better if...
I Had Blue, Green, or Purple eyes.
My hair was longer
I was thinner
I wasn’t so lazy
My boobs were a bit smaller
My skin didn’t scar so easily
My calves weren’t so big
I had potential
Someone would notice me
I had more confidence
I Really Want Green Apple Bubble Tea. kthx.
“People are strange that’s why we’re strangers.
Word’s go in,...”
– Suffocation Keep - The Slip
The Play Tonight
was pretty freakin’ amazing! It was so funny. I loved it. Plus I got to sit next to my two favorite people. Sandra and Alex. :D
New Moon
on Saturday with Sandra. We “just so happened” to be there at the same time Alex is. :)
I Want My New
computer now! Not christmas. Now! That way I can download the Photoshop Elements shit my mom got and then edit photos like crazy then upload them onto my deviantART. jsjs.
Hello Tumblr!
I am home from school, but I have a headache. :( I want spaghetti with meatballs and something awesome to drink.
Be Are Be
Modern Family is on. kthx.
I Want To
move to Chicago. jsjs.
November 15, 2009
Best fucking night of my life.
Cheap Date
is finally fucking here. Tonight, my life will be complete.
